Understanding About Facebook Login

Sandy asks…
facebook login???????
ok so everytime i try logging into facebook it says “account temporarily unavalible” and like stuff about site maintenance…. it says try back in a few hours. but this has been happening since friday night i couldnt login at all yesterday and now this morning it says the same thing
is there anything i can do to fix this?
is it normal?

master9898 answers:
Do a google search on facebook site maintenance limited to the last 24 hours or a week and you will see there is a major problem with one of the databases. I have been down since last Sunday. The site error I see when I sign in is an expanded site maintenance error. They finally acknowledged on Tuesday that they have a problem with one of the databases. There is a pretty good explanation in an article on Cnet, among other places. My husband can sign onto his account just fine. So it is just one database, although I see posts of other people having different, minor problems.

Mandy asks…
Facebook login?
Ever since I got a a face book I can’t get on, only on my computer, I’ve tried changing my password, and it will login for a split second, and then it’ll say it’s incorrect. It works on other people’s computers. Is there any software I need? My computer is an HP. Also, my browser says something about the connection being encrypted.

master9898 answers:
Perhaps you need to upgrade your internet browser
try upgrading your internet explorer browser (if thats the one u have, or whatever browser u have) to the latest version
that might do the trick
o also check ur cookie preferences
right click the internet explorer icon
click properties
then click on the third tab which is Privacy and check ur setttings
sometimes if ur computer blocks cookies ur facebook won’t login

Charles asks…
What is my login name for mobile facebook chat?
i downloaded the mobile facebook chat app for my straighttalk phone and it is asking me to login with my login name and password. it won’t let me use my regular facebook login. i tried using my url name and that didn’t work either. what is the login name that it is asking for?

master9898 answers:
It will be your username that you use in Facebook.1st check you got username or not, if not than make one

Sharon asks…
How do you delete Facebook login history on a Mac?
Whenever i go onto facebook and type in the first letter of my username, the whole username comes up, which is normally fine, but recently i accidently typed my password into the username box, so that now pops up whenever i type the first letter :s….how can i delete the login history on facebook?

master9898 answers:
Click Safari in the menu bar, then click Reset Safari… Then deselect everything except Remove Saved names and passwords.

Jenny asks…
My facebook login tells me that it is under site maintenance wont let me login for over 12 hours now?
When I try to login to facebook it keeps telling me that my profile is under site maintenance. This has been going on for over 12 hours now. What is going on with face book? Is my profile being hacked or what?

master9898 answers:
Same thing with me.
I contacted them, and they said this:
Hi,
We are aware of the problem that you described and apologize for the inconvenience. Unfortunately, we do not have a specific date for when this issue will be resolved but hope to fix it as soon as possible. We appreciate your patience.
Thanks for contacting Facebook,
The Facebook Team”
If you’re able to get a better answer, let me know. I emailed them again and said this was really unacceptable!!

James asks…
How to make your facebook login your phone number?
Some of my mates have their facebook login as their mobile phone number or just their namr. Iive asked then how they do it & they say they didnt do it there mate done it for them. It would be alot easier for me if i could figure out how to do this. Does anyone know? God bless

master9898 answers:
Its simple you go into Account, Account settings and then password. And change your password to your phone number. But this makes it VERY unsecured as anyone that knows your number can log onto your FB account.

Lizzie asks…
What does it mean when what I am about to type shows up when i try to login to facebook?
HOw long do i have to wait for my facebook to come back??
Why is this happening?
Facebook Login
Account Unavailable
Your account is temporarily unavailable due to site maintenance. It should be available again within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience.

master9898 answers:
Maybe you should try updating your browser.. If not then you should make a new facebook.

William asks…
How can i login to facebook on my computer?
My sons computer is out of service until next week we don’t live close to each other so he gave me his information to login but it keeps telling me its the wrong e-mail address do i have to logout to make this work i have gone to facebook login but still can’t do it i have to save the farm and crops,Thank-you

master9898 answers:
I would log out then try again. If it still doesn’t work you have the wrong e-mail because i’ve never had it tell me that unless i had something wrong.

Ken asks…
What font is used when typing in a web address on Internet Explorer or a Facebook login?
What font is used when typing in a web address on Internet Explorer or a Facebook login?

master9898 answers:
Looks like the plain Times New Roman twelve to me.
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Understanding About Backlinks Forum

Mark asks…
How do you know if a forum has a “no follow” for backlinks / link building? SEO?
Thats it. Im performing SEO for my new site! How do I know if the forums allow backlinks (all do I know) but how do you know if you get credit for ranking? is there a firefox ad on or a site I can check before I start (potentially wasting my time) back linking?

master9898 answers:
As we all know, the most crucial part of SEO is keyword research. Without proper keyword research ang geotargeted phrases, it is impossible for Google to detect these stuff unless you set it on webmaster tools.

Nancy asks…
Does forum commenting help in creating backlinks?
If I have my Anchor text in my signature with a link to my site, will that help me creating backlinks or it does not count?

master9898 answers:
Forum posting can definitely help with creating backlinks You can also gain some valuable backlinks by guest posting on other blogs and social bookmarking.

Lisa asks…
what r the forum that we can post backlinks without premium membership?

master9898 answers:
This site allows you to instantly submit your article to 15 uniques sites and build up to 15 unique backlinks every day, free!
Http://www.backlinkskingdom.com/free/41683

Daniel asks…
Whats the best forum profile backlink building software?
I’m trying to do some SEO for my site, and I know that backlinks are key. And I’ve heard alot about forum profile backlinks, like angela or pauls backlinks, but I can’t do all these by hand. So what’s the best automated backlink software? As close to automated as possible..

master9898 answers:
I was a tester for Backlink Nuke, and it’s pretty awesome. It’s not fully out yet, just testers. I think it’s gonna be pretty cheap, but I’m not sure. I’ve tested a few others, But I kinda like Backlink nuke better because of the nice harvester built in, proxy support, gmail maker, and captcha breaking.. It’s like a xrumer alternative. Xrumer is $599 though, and backlink nuke will be much cheaper, at least I hope to god it will be. Lol

William asks…
forum signature not giving all backlinks?
I have been doing some forum postings with 4 individual keywords in the signature of my posts. 2 linking to my homepage and 2 linking to another more relevant part of the site for those keywords.
What i am noticing when checking my backlinks is that only the first keyword and link is being noticed when i do a search for my sites backlinks.
So is this normal? Do the search engines only recognize the first link and not the others?
all my keywords are on the same line, does that have an effect on the backlinking for all the keywords?

master9898 answers:
Yes, you are splitting the traffics between the r keywords you have. And also search engine bots are only crawling the first 2 links on your signature, so basically the other two aren’t important.

John asks…
How can i add backlinks on forums that are relevant to my blog?

master9898 answers:
To add backlinks to related forums you should:
1. Based upon you niche, find forums that related to it.
2. Once you find the forums, register with them.
3. Locate the profile and fill it out. If there is an entry for a Website URL enter your sites address there.
4. Locate the place to enter your Signature. Edit your Signature and add your HTML tag. Just about all forums allow a tag that looks like this: [url=http://Your Website URL Goes Here]Your Keyword Here[/url]
5. Many of the forums will let you preview your Signature. Preview it and modify it until you are happy with it.
6. Now, let’s have some fun! Now you are looking for comments that relate to you niche. When you find a related comment then add your own comment.
7. It is a good idea to preview the comment prior to posting it. When preview your comment, look at your Signature. If you’re happy with your comment then post it.

Ken asks…
does any try Xrumer quality BACKLINKS is it really works? , to ranks your site?
i have tried forum backlinks, article submission, bookmarking, directory submission. etc.. what else?
no its not a software. its manual submission,. im looking for someone who can answer my question seriously. I DONT NEED YOUR SPAM. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY QUESTION, for pitt sake

master9898 answers:
It will work at first but after a while you site could get penalized. I would use it with much caution, like any automatic tool for getting backlinks

Mandy asks…
Are backlinks from forums still worthy?
This question is for SEO experts. According with your experience:
Are you still having success on link signatures on forums?
Have you increased your customer rankings using forum signatures?
Please, be honest.

master9898 answers:
I’ve never found a lot of benefit in forum posting for SEO purposes, personally, at least directly. However, forum posting can be phenomenally effective nonetheless.
From a SEO standpoint, forum threads are more like temporary links — they’re active for a while, but then die out and their relevance tends to fade away. However, they hold a great deal of value in terms of attracting users to your website directly. First and foremost, if you’re posting to forums to promote your website, ideally you’re adding to discussions that are relevant to your website where your signature link might be interesting to the initial viewers of the thread.
Also, if the thread ends up being popular and is linked to throughout the forum and even from other websites, that thread (where your link is placed) will undoubtedly grab search engine traffic, and then present more opportunities to draw people to your forum signature link (if it’s relevant to the current discussion).
I can’t say I’ve noticed any great search engine rankings benefit from forum links, but I’ve certainly received a lot of targeted referrals from forums. The right link on the right thread in the right forum can net you residual website traffic for months or even years into the future.

Carol asks…
where are good places to put backlinks on the net for a porn site?
I have a porn forum, but I’m, finding it hard to place backlinks around the internet.
I know people are going to say blogs, but like which blogs, I find that alot dont have a comment option any more… just like some forums dont have links in sig post anymore.
and directories ,,,, which directories…

master9898 answers:
Do a whois on them, and then write to the person listed and ask about doing backlinks with them.
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Understanding About Tips For Seoul

Joseph asks…
any tips on traveling alone in seoul?
a trip originally planned for 2 but now, i may have to go alone. any tips and advice? what about cost of living and traveling around in seoul?

master9898 answers:
I have the book Making Out in Korean. Yes, it has a lot phrases that you would not find in any other Korean language books. However, bear in mind that that book does not really teach you now to have a conversation at all. Also, you might want to think twice about using some of the phrases. You might offend some Korean people and it by no means will allow you to “hook-up” with a Korean if that is a object in mind.
As for travelling alone, Korea is quite safe and easy to get around. Seoul’s public transportation system is excellent and quite cheap. Everything is announced and written in both Korean and English so you know where to get off at. Also, if you ever get lost, just look for the nearest subway stop. That’s what I did when I first got here.
You can also hang out in the Itaewon. It is good for partying, but packed with foreigners. However, I am not a big fan of Itaewon, mainly because it is dirty and the Korean people can be quite rude. My suggestion is if you want to party to head off Itaewon and go to Hongdae/Sinchon instead. Way better atmosphere in my opinion.
If you are looking for a cultural experience then you probably won’t find it in Seoul. You must also consider that Seoul is a metropolis and it’s cultural roots have basically been tripped away. However, you can check out some old palaces, but please keep in mind that they are closed on Tuesdays.
If you are looking for a place to stay, go checkout the Windflower guesthouse. It’s small and a bit dirty, but has an excellent array of guests that provides a great social atmosphere for new travellers to Seoul. If guest houses aren’t your thing, you can stay a goshiwan, which is a very tiny room, with just the basics or you can crash at a jjimjilbang, which is a Korean sauna and is dirt cheap.

Helen asks…
Tips or advice on 1st time Travel to Seoul, Korea?
Hi i am going to Seoul, Korea In May for the First time.
Does anyone have any good tips on anything to do with Seoul … sightseeing places, useful phrases, healthy foods, shopping/markets – that they recommend?

master9898 answers:
This website is the answer to all your life question in seoul/s.korea
www.tour2korea.com and
www.triptokorea.com
been here 2yrs and used them for everything.

Paul asks…
Going to Seoul for 45 days. For work. First time ever. Dont speak Korean. Will be in Seoul entire 45 days.?
Going to Seoul for 45 days. For work. First time ever. Dont speak Korean. Will be in Seoul entire 45 days. Need some good tips about Seoul..things that you wouldnt find online or in travel guides..
Some questions I have :
-When going to stores in Seoul like 7-Eleven, does the cashier speak enough english to tell you how much you owe when youre buying something?
-Is it true you shouldnt wear really tank tops, short shorts, because its considered skanky? even during July-August?
-Any specific foods to avoid because theyre “hard to digest”
-using international outlet adaptors no prob?
etc etc

master9898 answers:
I am korean.
1.korean don’t speak english. Why do you speak english in korea. I don’t understand american trying to speak enlgish in other countries. I spoke korean in american store before, american clerk there was angry saying speak English!!!! Same reaction would be from korean.
2. No that’s no true. You are welcome to wear tank top and short shorts. I would love it.
3.Do not avoid any food in korea. Every foods in korea is fantastic. Especially 보신탕(dog soup),you will realise the best meat in this planet is a dog meat. No kidding mate.

Sharon asks…
Any Travel Tips for A First Time Visitor to Seoul?
What are places and events that I shouldn’t miss? I will be travellng during the Sth Korean Autumn and Winter

master9898 answers:
From the airport, get all the travel maps and subway routes. If you’re travelling independently, there are airport buses right outside the arrival gates. Just go to the airport bus ticket counter for assistance.
Its very convenient to take the subway. And their ticket counters are open till late in the evening.
Try the Seoul city bus tours where all the tourist attractions are included in the trip. Noteworthy are the palaces. Since there are 5 palaces in Seoul. Just choose one palace coz almost all the palaces are the same in structure and design. I would recommend the grandest palace of all which is Gyeongbukgung.
They also include the Blue House in the tour. Its their version of the “White House”. Coz around the area, there is a national museum where they showcase what other countries gave to Korea for their 100 years. The gifts are beautiful and national treasures. Its worth seeing.
Visit nightmarkets like Dongdaemun and Nandaemun for cheap buys and late night shopping. Also try out their street food or patbinsu for Korean cuisine.
If youre into Korean dramas, an excursion to Winter Sonata place or Dae Janggeum theme park will make your trip memorable.
How about trying hanbok(female) or their national costume for
man? Its very fun to try out these outfits. Also, there’s nothing like this in any part of the world.
If you’re tired of Seoul, you can travel all the way to Pusan for beaches and just a different scenery from Seoul. Just board their bullet train for easy and fast paced travel.
You can also go to your nearby Korean National Tourism Organisation and collect brochures and maps. They will be happy to assist you. Also , they have this book ” Seoul’s 100 places” or something like that as a start. It will list down the best places in Seoul to suit everybody’s interest.
You can also log on to KNTO website. Just do a search on KNTO and it will you lead you there.
Happy travels! Kamsamhamnida.

Carol asks…
Is animation developing greatly in South Korea? Is it a good opportunity for an animator to find job in Seoul?
im currently a student studying at emily carr, vancouver – canada and I’m thinking about finding a job in animation in Seoul in 2010 when I graduate. But I dont know if animation really is developing in that country or not. For any of you who knows, will you please answer my question and give me tips if that is possible.
And, which country is the best in animation? (I’m talking about asian countries here.. and please leave out Japan, because i’m not talking about japanese anime here).
Thanks in advance!

master9898 answers:
Surprisingly, much of the non-Disney animation on American TV is outsourced to animation houses in South Korea.
Prime examples are the Simpsons and Family Guy (just watch the ending credits for all the Korean names that pass by, not including voice actors).
Furthermore, anime companies in Japan are also outsourcing a bit of of their work to South Korean houses.
And, of course, animation originating from within SK is on the rise.
So if you’re looking to relocate to Seoul to work in animation, you wouldn’t have a problem coming across work (positions could be in high demand and competitive, depending on what dept. You’re looking at).
What country has the best animation? Hmmm….that’s like asking a parent “which one is your favorite child”. I believe animation has much to offer regardless of country of origin.
Anyway, good luck with your impending career in animation.

Richard asks…
What is the best way to get private tutoring work in Seoul?
I’m a guy from the US living in the Seocho area. Ideas for finding corporate clients would be great. Also, any tips from experience – how to get spread the word best (window flyers, campus wall ads, websites, etc). Finally, if anyone has contacts for me to get in touch with, I would love you forever. Thanks in advance for any help!

master9898 answers:
You are definitely setting yourself up for failure.
Since you need a certain Visa for teaching English, it would appear you are asking to teach illegally.
So, since it’s illegal, do you REALLY WANT to announce to the Korean Government you are wanting to work illegally??
You start spreading the word around, such as flyers, wall ads, etc., you will attract the attention of Government workers who look for such illegals as yourself, and will immediately deport you.
This is definitely a case of “shooting yourself in the foot,” or perhaps “cut off your nose because you don’t like your face.”
.

Mary asks…
What is the cheapest place to shop for souvenir in Seoul?
1. What is the name of the shop/place?
2. What is the cheapest souvenir and how much would it normally cost (in Korean Won)?
3. Any tips to get a good price there?
4. Should I bargain for a good price?

master9898 answers:
I was just in Seoul last week. Itaewon I heard is the best when it comes to prices. Things are a little more cheaper than in Insadong. There’s lots of foreigners there (mostly U.S. Military) also lots of foreign restaurants. Yeah, at shops like that you can bargain, you can get things for a few thousand won less. I bargained quite a bit when I shopped in Korea. But you can’t obviously at department stores like Lotte and other places like that. Just like little shops and markets that are privately owned. But still you can try Insadong too they got a little bigger selection than Itaewon. Good luck!

John asks…
How much would I need for trip to Tokyo and Seoul?
This july 2010, I plan on going on a trip to Tokyo, Japan and then straight to
Seoul, South Korea.
I will be staying in Tokyo for 2 weeks and in South Korea for 20 days (techinically 3 weeks).
I will leave from Atlanta, Georgia.
Besides airplane costs, how much would I need to bring?
In Tokyo,
1. i plan to visit all the major areas(Akihabara,Shibuya,Shinjuku,Ikebukuro ,and all the other major areas)
2.stay at those traditional japanese hotels(i heard they were nice and cheaper than hotels)
3.do some shopping (souvenirs, a few electronics, a few clothing, anime-related goods)
4.eat
5.visit places like tokyo tower, various parks, the palace, etc.
In Seoul, I will be staying with a relative, so no housing costs and small food costs (probably just lunch since i dont eat breakfast and dinner will most likely be provided)
1.visit all the korean palaces,seoul tower,etc
2.shop at dongdaemun,myeong-dong,coex mall
3.lotte world, everland (heard subway to everland will finish construction in july 2010 so perfect timing)
it would be helpful even if you could answer about just one city.
i realize not many ppl online have visited seoul, so just tips on tokyo will be fine as well
thanks~

master9898 answers:
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ofschool,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If
youbreak this chain letter you will be cursed with 10
relationshipproblemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages
in 15minutes, you’re safe

Nancy asks…
im going to korea, do u have any tips for me?
ok so my brother whos 23 and his wife are living in korea for 2 years more(theyve been there for a year already) and so me, my mom,my sis, and my aunt are all going there. im only 14 and the plane ride is 14 hours to tokyo and than 2 and a hlaf from tokyo to seoul korea. any tips for what i cant do to keep busy on the plane? i have an ITouch. but thats only gonna keep me content for about 2 or 3 hours. also do u have any tips for while im there like cab companies or stores or restoraunts??? anything helps:)

master9898 answers:
First of all, pack your own water in your suitcase, because a lot of Korean’s do not clean their water.
FOR THE PLANE-RIDE:
-don’t sleep before you leave, so you can sleep on the plane.
-bring ipod, books, anything to keep you entertained, if you stay awake
-try not to sit in coach, very uncomfortable for long flights
FOR KOREA:
-pack your own water
-don’t trust anyone in Korea (except your brother and his wife of course)
-keep good count of your money…they are theives.
-make sure food is cooked good, they sometimes don’t do it enough
-dress casualily, don’t wear tennis shoes. Don’t look like a tourist…you WILL be rejected by Koreans.
-don’t say any cuss words or anything, you will be beaten. They do not approve of that…and most koreans speak english.
Hope i helped
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Understanding About Website Promotion Tips

Charles asks…
Web Promotion Tips?
Hi,
Can anybody tell me how to promote website.
* specially Google top 10 Ranking.
regds,

master9898 answers:
Here is an article “Promote Your Website 4 Free” http://homebizseo.com/Promote_Your_Website_4_Free.html

Jenny asks…
Sea World Orlando….I’m taking my family there in March….any insider tips? Promotion codes?
I’ve been going through the Sea World and Discovery Cove website trying to plan our trip in March. I keep seeing places to put Promotional Codes…does anyone have any they can share with me?
The Discovery Cove deal is $259 pp and gets 7 days free at Sea World plus the day there….is it worth it? How many days can a family with a 14 & 11 y/o do there and have it still be interesting?
Things to consider: We’re in the Disney Vacation Club and have done that since they were babies, and we’re scuba divers, but the kids aren’t.
Thanks for any help you can share!

master9898 answers:
I have been to Discovery Cove, and I LOVED it. It was one of the most amazing things I have done in my life. Yes, it is a little expensive, but well worth the money. There are so many things that you get for your money that people don’t realize. You are in a group when you get in the water with the dolphins. Your group gets about an hour with the trainer and dolphin. You actually only get about 10 minutes or so one on one with the dolphin. But there is also a coral reef to explore, a lagoon to swim in, a beach to tan on, a stringray and mantaray waiding pool, an aviary santuary where you can hand feed exotic birds and pet a deer. They also feed you a full lunch and I mean full, complete with dessert and all. You get to keep your snorkle and you get one free picture that they take as soon as you come in. You also get the 7 free consecutive days to sea world. I definetly thought it was worth every penny. So many amazing memories were made there for me. Just imagine the memories you could make with your kids. Although I don’t know how you could do 7 free days at sea world. Well, I know How I could, b/c you get free beer at the Anheuser Busch Hospitality center. Lol But that’s beside the point. I have a season pass and I love the place. But I don’t see more than one or two days at sea world as very exciting. But even with out the 7 days free, I think the price of Discovery Cove is worth it.
I uploaded a pic of me and my ex at discovery cove. This picture is my second favorite one. I can’t find my favorite one. I think it is packed away (in the process of moving). My favorite one is of me kissing a dolphin on the nose. Anyway. Just click on the link below, and I hope I helped.
Http://brat2099.bravehost.com/

Michael asks…
I am trying to find the Madame Alexander Mini Dolls from McDonalds but none have them. Any tips/Advice?
I live in San Jose and can only find 5 and 6 of the Dolls from the Wizard of Oz series. Anyone have tips or advice for locating them? Does calling the individual stores work well? Is there a website that keeps track of which places have how many? The promotion ends April 19th one of the workers told me, so maybe I just waited too long. Anyways, my wife loves them and I’m trying to get them all for her. No luck on craigslist; I know ebay is one option. Thanks for your help!
I have numbers 5 Red Witch and 6 Tin Man. I don’t have any of the others though.
It’s starting to look like ebay might be the only way. thankx!

master9898 answers:
Which one do you need that would help! I have the cowardly lion–grrroowwwlll!!!! Is that the one you need?

Carol asks…
How to begin creating a website for my illustration work?
I’m a 19yr old illustration student and have so far completed a few jobs, illustrated a few books etc. and am wanting to create a proper official website for the promotion of my work with an online portfolio.
I already have a youtube, deviantart and a freewebs site, but now want to build my own with a proper domain name and hosting.
I have had a bit of experience with frontpage, in school around 5 years ago, but other than this, its all I know. Do I build the entire site in frontpage and then find out about hosting etc once its done? Any hints and tips, basic steps etc would be great. thanks

master9898 answers:
For web tutorials this is the best site.
Http://www.w3schools.com/

Daniel asks…
Self Promotion for the Actor?
Hi guys, I was wondering if any of you guys had any tips or experience with self promoting / publicizing yourselves as actors? I have done the obvious imdb – upload photos, created a website but I mean off the internet, how would someone build their public profile to help gain recognition that leads to more film role oppotunities?
Thanks again guys, appreciate it.

master9898 answers:
Are you Equity or SAG? If not, just look in the trades and go to auditions, as many as you can!
If you have an agent and they’re not sending you to auditions, get a new agent.

Robert asks…
Tips for my interview?
I have a interview on monday for a company called paramount force.
On there website the company profile says…
”What We Do
Paramount Force is a specialist sales and marketing outsourcer who takes on the sales and promotion of major corporates’ products and services on their behalf. We design and implement results orientated campaigns across the UK, which empower clients to speak directly and clearly to their customers, through our dedicated sales and marketing teams.
What We Deliver
We have already helped some of the UK’s major household names grow their customer base through our dynamic campaigns. Following consultation and campaign design, what do we deliver? We deliver RESULTS”
Im just wondering if anyone can give me a few tips on what ill be asked in the interview and what i should know..what should i wear? also what documents should i take
Thanks

master9898 answers:
It depends on the actual role you are going for rather than the info you have posted above.
The aim of the interview is to find out if you will fit into the company and department and if you can carry out the role. So they will be looking at your skills and experience and most likely most of the questions will centre on those areas, what you have done and what you are like as a person.
In addition you probably will be asked why you want to work for them.
Google common interview questions and practise answering them

Sandra asks…
Online Marketing Organization in Delhi – India ?
Need some information,prices & tips about website marketing,SEO,Web Promotion.

master9898 answers:
Internet marketing is basically done through pop-up adds, feachered links, online polls, creating some online events some promotional schemes and may other things…

Paul asks…
Help with starting a portfolio website please?
Hi, I am completely new to the process of making a portfolio website and was wondering if anyone could give me some tips.
What would you suggest to get started, what do you consider the most important aspects of a advertising/design portfolio, any tips on who to use for hosting and domain registering that you have worked with and it has worked well for you?
I think I have some ideas for the domain name and I checked to see it they were taken already and found one that is not currently in use. I’d love any suggestions for a domain name you’d like to share though.
For some background, this site is for a portfolio to get into an undergrad advertising program at FSU. It will have mostly graphic design, 2d/3d animation examples, tutorials, and whatever else I can come up with to add. I’ve seen some of their students final portfolios and normally they include these in one way or another: a 15-30 second video advertisement, about 10-15 print advertisements, and a written form of their work(a powerpoint, a written paper for an advertising promotion, something like that the reader can download). Although, those were for their graduates, not the applicants, so I really do not think they are looking for advertisements since that is what they are teaching in the program. My guess it they are looking more for “potential” to create those things in a portfolio. The program is extremely competitive though so any tips you could offer that could make it a little better would be really appreciated! Thanks so much in advance!

master9898 answers:
You have asked many questions that are touch to answer. But I’ll give a try -
Search for “best portfolio websites” on the internet. You will get lots of portfolio sites and it will give you a good learning and starting point.
Domain name – Go for something short and sweet, something that people can remember and spell easily. Don’t go for longer than 12 characters unless they convey a really great meaning.
Hosting – Go with a reputable hosting provider. If you are new to hosting and stuff, go with bigger players like hostgator etc that provide good support. Don’t go for cheaper hosting.

Ruth asks…
How can I make my website appear in yahoo/google search results?
I have a website advertising my ‘artwork’. But when I search for it in google or yahoo it never shows up. I type in very specific search requests and as few as five results show up, none of which are linked to the actual site only myspace pages where I have friends. If I were to search for less descriptive words there would be no reference to my site at all. What can I do to make my site appear in search results, preferably as high as possible, of course, but appearing at all would be a significant improvement. This is not shameless self promotion but the site address is www.dpclegg.co.uk
Any tips? Thanks

master9898 answers:
There are many key factors to getting your site to rank high on the search engines so that when people search using related keywords they will come upon your site. You can study search engine optimization on your own or you can join a web host that will teach you through a step by step program on how to build your website to get traffic. You can do a web search for a host that will suit your needs or send me a message with questions about the one that I chose. I chose a web host that has cost me less than $1 per day. They have provided all the training and support for me to build my website. Just after two months, my website began to get consistent targeted traffic for free. You can also read more about it in my Yahoo Answers Profile page. I hope this helps.
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Understanding About Facebook Fan Page Apps

Steven asks…
How do people make money off a Facebook fan page.?
Well Ive been looking online and apparently you can make money off Facebook Fan pages, Groups and Apps, but i don’t see how i think it has something to do with pages counts but how are you meant to get paid for getting people to visit a page?
Simple answers please. i don’t want to buy any products to tell me how to do it.
Thank you for your time

master9898 answers:
You dont actually make any money from the facebook page… It’s just another way to get the word out for your website – any money you make has to be made from your actual website that it’s linked to

George asks…
What is the best shopping cart for a Facebook fan page?
What is the best shopping cart to use on a Facebook fan page? It doesn’t have to be a super-duper version; something that’s meant for low volume will do for now. Are there any Facebook apps for this?
Thanks,
David

master9898 answers:
I currently use Payvment for my Facebook fan page – http://www.facebook.com/likethisfanpage , its very good has lots of features and its free.
There are other Facebook apps there is one called Beetailer which is a free and paid app, depending on how many products you are selling in the store.

Michael asks…

master9898 answers:
I think they are the only apps you are entitled to as a free user, once you start paying for your page at some point, then more apps will become available.

Helen asks…
how to block a facebook fan page from my account ?
I’m already aware of the unlike button. I was hoping to find a way
to block someones fan page from my profile. I tried going to apps
but I didn’t see any fan page options on there? Is there any other way
I can do this?

master9898 answers:
Besides unliking it, you can prevent it from posting in your news feed. This guide will show you how to hide posts from pages on Facebook:
http://romcartridge.blogspot.com/2011/08/how-to-hide-posts-from-page-on-facebook.html
Good luck!

Lizzie asks…
How can I make my entire Facebook private? It still shows groups, apps posted to my page, and fan pages?
I recently discovered that you can view pages and groups that I joined, even if you are not my friend. Is there any way to make that private, so that only my friends can see that, and not all of facebook?
**I did set my privacy settings to “only friends” and this never showed up before, but today the groups, fan pages, and quizzes I’ve posted to my page are visible, despite everything being set to only friends**

master9898 answers:
SETTINGS > PRIVACY SETTINGS > PROFILE > change every single option to ONLY FRIENDS
when you write on the walls of these groups and fan clubs they will see your picture and your name but when they click on you it will say:
_________________ (your name) only shares certain info with everyone to learn more about ___________________ add them as a friend
if you dont know them then IGNORE them

Sandra asks…
How do I set up a twitter to update a facebook fan page as opposed to a profile page?
I have been shown selective tweets which doesn’t work any more and other outdated apps. All I can find is either outdated or from pages to twitter, which is a useless idea or twitter to PERSONAL profiles also useless for me.

master9898 answers:
I dont understand your question fully. But you can post your twitter tweet automatically to your facebook wall or on your fanpage . Its called twitter feed you can search it. You can also make your fan page customizing.

Maria asks…
I have like a fan page on facebook how do I delete it ?
I made a fan page on facebook and I don’t want it anymore . It’s a community page how can I delete it?
Also I want to get rid of my apps . I have tons of applications that I don’t use , how can I delete those to ?

master9898 answers:
This is how you delete a fan page you created, or are an admin of:
1. First log in to your account.
2. Go to the fan page you want to delete.
3. Then click edit page on the left sidebar under the fan page image.
4. Then go to manage permissions at the top of the list on the left
5. Click the option highlighted in blue “permanently delete page”

Jenny asks…
Facebook Fan Page Help Needed!! Please!?
Ok So I made a facebook fan page, but I’m so confused I don’t want the version I have, but can’t figure out at all how to make it different. My Issue is this; This is what I WANT it to look like:
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/inception
but it looks along the lines of this :
http://www.facebook.com/inception#!/pages/Firefly/108305849196807
How do you get that top bar the wall, photos, Info, Apps stuff.
Any help at all would be great. It’s driving me absolutely crazy.
Thanks,

master9898 answers:
Hi, you need to know FBML that is similar to HTML programing language to do tabs, the one with the picture in it is very easy, you just have to link it. This is very hard to explain here, you need to go and read about FBML and facebook itself so you can learn.

David asks…
Facebook fan page – giving fans a freebie for inviting friends.?
Hi, I am looking for a Facebook application / FBML script which would give me this functionality. I would like to promote my business Facebook fan page by making it viral. Basically, here’s the way I see it working:
- A person visits the fan page and is taken to the “Welcome” tab, which explains about the product and lists rules of a giveaway.
- The visitor has to click on the “Like” button first.
- As soon as the visitor becomes a fan, it will display the visitor’s friends and let them select multiple ones to invite them to become fans of the page.
- If the visitor sends at least 5 (or whatever number I choose) invites to his /her friends it will display a form to enter name / email address (or maybe a mailing address) to receive a gift certificate or a freebie.
I know it’s possible because I’ve seen it, I am just having a problem locating a ready-to-use script / application for this. I’ve searched http://www.appbistro.com and found a few similar apps but not quite what I need.
Do you know of such an application?
Thank you!
@Moonlight: I just re-read Facebook‘s Terms of Service. There’s nothing there that states that you may not ask people to invite their friends to become your page fans in order to receive a freebie. It DOES says though that you have to obtain a written permission from Facebook in order to run a promotion or a giveaway… interesting.

master9898 answers:
This is kinda something I was seeking myself and was unable to find. One of the reasons for this is that it is against facebooks TOS to require users to invite their friends to enter your contest you can give them the option to but you can’t make it mandatory.
So if you found something that allowed you to do that much like, then popped with the option to invite friends, and then did a data collect, that’s as good as it’ll get and what I was looking for anything more then that will break TOS and risk getting your page deleted without warning and from my experience so far… Facebook does not care if they make you angry or even you and 100 of your friends, their customer service definitely leaves something to be desired.
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Understanding About WordPress Bloginfo

Nancy asks…
I need help in changing a header in wordpress theme.?
I need help in changing a header in wordpress theme. This is a custom theme so admin, general is not available. I have the header in the same size and format as the other header. Please help. Website is jaxbjj.com and I see the header.php, but I am lost here. Here is the .phpfile.
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="<?php bloginfo(‘html_type’) ?>; charset=<?php bloginfo(‘charset’) ?>” />
<link rel="stylesheet" href="<?php bloginfo(‘stylesheet_url’) ?>” type=”text/css” media=”screen” />
<html >
<meta charset="<?php bloginfo( ‘charset’ ); ?>” />
<link rel="pingback" href="<?php bloginfo( ‘pingback_url’ ); ?>” />
<?php
/**
* Hook used to isert content in the document's section.
* Always have this before closing the tag.
*/
wp_head(); ?>
<body >
< id=”site-title”>” title=”" rel=”home”><?php bloginfo( ‘name’ ); ?></>

master9898 answers:
Hi Scout,
In your theme the header image is a background image. You can follow the steps here to make it clickable:
http://www.onedesigns.com/support/topic.php?id=374
You could also try defining the link size area in your stylesheet to encompass the header art area. Instructions for this method (look for the paragraph that starts with “To make the overall area of the header clickable”:
http://codex.wordpress.org/Designing_Headers#Making_the_Whole_Header_Clickable
Hope this helps!

Daniel asks…
WordPress PHP HELP! Adding space Floating Menu!?
I need to add a little more space between the navigation menu and the header sm1 help heres my code
<a href="/”><img src="<?php bloginfo(‘template_url’); ?>/img/” title=”<?php bloginfo(‘name’); ?>” alt=”<?php bloginfo(‘name’); ?>” />
<?php bloginfo(‘description’); ?>
if u scroll u will notice that the navigation menu is floating the header and the menu got mixed when i did this
( http://spotcampus.com/)
i can’t thats what makes it float if anyone can giv me a way to do it without removing the float??

master9898 answers:
Try removing the inline styling in the first nested div inside #contents (position:fixed;top:0px;right:135p…)
It looks good to me if you remove that.

Jenny asks…
Red X for image in PHP in wordpress..?
– this one works in IE and firefox etc.
This image works in firefox, but not in IE
URL: http://mcs.assistui.net/
How do you fix this?

master9898 answers:
IE has a problem with PNG images unless you use the PNG fix for it.
Http://www.twinhelix.com/css/iepngfix/
Ron

Sandra asks…
Need help with wordpress.?
I am trying to change my rss icon and entered the needed icon code as follows:
class=”boldtxt”><img src="<?php bloginfo(‘template_url’); ?>image/RSS_by_hectorbambino.jpg” align=”left” border=”0″
But when I go to my site the icon does not appear.
What am I doing wrong?
Please help!

master9898 answers:
Like the previous answerer said, check to make sure your opening and closing tags are all there, for both the and the whatever the element is that contains the “boldtxt” class.
Other things to check:
1. Is your image path correct? Make sure the template_url is pointing to the correct path to the image. You could try direct-linking to the image (as in using
) instead of using just so you can see if that makes a difference.
2. If the path is correct and the image isn’t showing up, make sure you’ve entered the file name correctly in your code. Make sure the image actually exists on the server.
3. Make sure you transferred the image to your server in binary mode. Sometimes images get messed up if they’re transferred in ASCII (text) mode. Check the help files for your FTP program to find out how it handles binary and ASCII transfers, and then re-send the file as Binary.
I’m 99% sure that your problem is due to the path being incorrect in your code or that the file name is misspelled.

Lisa asks…
Please help me css/html newline issues in wordpress template?
Hi, just trying out a new site here and have run into some CSS issues. I’ve got YARPP running with TimThumb and a custom YARPP template, but I can’t seem to get all 6 thumbs to display in a neat block – if the first or second thumb has a title that is two lines or more it knocks the second line out, but if it’s the third one it doesn’t seem to be a problem…
Here’s the part of the stylesheet relating to the thumbs:
/* Related Posts */
ol.related-posts {clear:both; text-align:center; margin:3px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0;}
ol.related-posts li{width:150px; float:left; display:inline; margin-right:15px;; padding:0;}
ol.related-posts img{clear:both; padding:5px; background:#F7F7F7; border:1px solid #DDD;}
ol.related-posts a{clear:both; display:block; border:none; text-decoration:none;}
ol.related-posts li{font-size:10px;}
Here’s the custom thumb template
Other things you might like:
have_posts()):?>
No related posts found
Any help greatly appreciated.
http://ballguide.peasyphotos.com/music/steve-bourne-norwich

master9898 answers:
Have you removed the related posts stuff? I cant see it on your site.
Feel free to email me at: conorp (at) wpkickstart.com

Maria asks…
please help with word press?
on my word press theme it comes with a search automatically please help me take it off, here its the sidebar coding
<input type="submit" class="hidden search-submit" id="search-submit" value="” />

master9898 answers:
Desk Mess Mirrored version 1.7 moves the search box into the first sidebar section. I would suggest, as the theme author, waiting for the release. The theme is currently in the WordPress Theme review queue and I would suspect it will be available within the next couple of weeks.
If not, please feel free to contact me directly (see the credit link in the theme footer).
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Understanding About Website Traffic Rankings

Mary asks…
Anyone know about website traffic rankings?
Hi,I was recently reading an article about website traffic rankings but i didnt really get it,does it mean if your traffic ranking for a website is a lower number such as 5 it has more people coming to it but if your site is ranked at 1,000,000 it doesnt have as many people coming to a website???? very confusing,pleaze help!
Thanks
so does it mean the lower the traffic ranking is 5 for example the less people have visited but the higher the number the more people have been to the website??
Thanks

master9898 answers:
Actually you got it upwards down
, the more users visit your website (or the traffic) the more higher traffic ranking your website has and vice-versa.
Below is an extract from Wikipedia
“Web traffic is the amount of data sent and received by visitors to a web site. This is determined by the number of visitors and the number of pages they visit. Sites monitor the incoming and outgoing traffic to see which parts or pages of their site are popular and if there are any apparent trends, such as one specific page being viewed mostly by people in a particular country. ”
For details, please refer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_traffic

Joseph asks…
does buying traffic for a website help improve traffic rankings?
If so, reccomend a particular service?
Thanks

master9898 answers:
Buying traffic obviously improve your website visitors. But it usually a less important factor in determining search engine rankings. Search engine ranking is greatly influenced by your links to your website from websites that have better traffic than yours. Also interlinking your web pages with each other is better. Its a better to use a content manage system or publishing system like drupal or wordpress. They have better seo. Buying traffic from google adwords is a costlier affair but quite targeted. It helps only if your website is highly commercial. You can also buy seo software like ibp for better seo service. But remember one thing never never buy in website which claims to give “10000 visitors for $10″ or ” buy cheap traffic” or similar things or any ebook that ll teach you how to generate traffic. They r all spam and will simply rob you. ” Internet is either a very hard working place or a very very costly place”

Helen asks…
Website Traffic and Good Search Engine Rankings?
How do I get more traffic directed to http://www.Forex-Publishing.com and find people intrested in reading our publishers articles about Forex and how to jump start their forex business using forex robot software?

master9898 answers:
The answer to all your queries is SEO…i had get it done for my site from complete web solution provider of India. They did number of things like
Article Posting
Directory Submission
Link Building
On-page optimization
off-page optimization
email marketing
banner advertising
ppc
Look out for companies who could provide you complete SEO package from countries like, china etc bcoz they offer services at affordable rates.

Donald asks…
Do these website traffic numbers surprise you?
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/016024.html
1.Ron Paul
2.Barack Obama
3.Hillary Clinton
4.Fred Thompson
5.Mike Huckabee
6.John Edwards
7.Mitt Romney
8.Duncan Hunter
9.Joe Biden
10.Rudy Giuliani
11.John McCain
12.Dennis Kucinich
13.Bill Richardson
14.Mike Gravel
15.Sam Brownback
16.Chris Dodd
Do these traffic rankings surprise you? Does this represent an accurate ranking order for how strong the candidates are in general or just among younger voters? What does the fact that Rudy and McCain are so low tell us about them?

master9898 answers:
I guess that Ron Paul is the Republican Parties Howard Dean… With a likely hood of the same outcome

Sharon asks…
best way to get organic traffic to a promotional website?
I have built a promotional website, it contains several referral links to survey/offers sites that pay you. I searched around and found out google doesn’t like those kind of sites, what is the best way to get good search engine and page rankings to get organic traffic?

master9898 answers:
How to generate Quality Targeted Traffic to your website
============== ============== ==============
I.) Content
++++++++++
It is most important factor ever affecting a website’s traffic, that what your website actually contains. And it affects in many ways. Create your website professionally, make it load fast and look great, write correct grammar and write cheerfully. Have a lot of content on your website so that people have reasons to wishlist and bookmark. Make your website a brand, make it themed and your logo and banners must match.
II.) Advertising
++++++++++
You can get real quality traffic most easily with Paid per click advertising. You pay only someone interested in your ads clicks them and come to your website, these visitors are very probable to convert into customers.
You must try Google Adwords (with free coupon to start with if you can find one)
http://adwords.google.com
III.) S E O
++++++++++
Search Engine Optimization is never least important. Build a lot of links, submit to social bookmarks, submit to article directories and web directories. Optimize your pages for targeted keywords and see organic traffic start flowing to your pages.Most of the major websites get more than 50% traffic from Search Engines only, so this part is very important. You can hire a permanent SEO Expert ( I will recommend cheap service http://www.Extreme-SEO.net ) or at least get a service which submits your website to as many web directories as possible.
Hope it helps

Charles asks…
Can anyone tell me how to improve my website rankings in search engines?
My website is: http://www.interestingarticlesweb.blogspot.com/
It’s #1 for “ways to gain traffic” on google right now, but is there any way to make it so I can have people search up my site using keywords and not phrases. I have meta tags, and I submitted my url to search engines.

master9898 answers:
Use wordtracker.com to brainstorm related keywords.
Write an article for each keyword, using the word in your metatags.
Then post these articles, rewritten, in article directory sites, like http://www.ezinearticles.com
In the resource box of each article, put a link to your site, to a specific page using the keyword in that tag.
Write lots of articles, get help from a writer, it will be worth it in the long term http://www.website-copy-writer.com

Daniel asks…
Automatic Unique Website Traffic FREE?
Where can I get unique or normal automated website traffic that will refresh my website and will gett better rankings on google.com or yahoo or all search engines? Free software?

master9898 answers:
Hahahahahahahahahaha (Im soooooo sorry for laughing so hard but I work in the field of SEO, and the idea of “software” that could do that for you is more absurd then saying is there software that will get me into heaven when I die, just ridiculous)
Anyway, there is no easy way to accomplish gaining search engine ranking and traffic, the only way is long, hard, and drawn out. But DONT BE SCARED OFF, its not as hard as I make it sound, infact there is nothing I do at work that the average person couldn’t learn to do quite easily. At work we use this as a training material, READ THE ENTIRE THING, it will tell you how search engines work, what they look for, and how to do it.
Http://www.seomoz.org/article/beginners-1-page

Maria asks…
Website Traffic Question?
I have a Distribution company. I have a general website with each company and their titles listed on it. However I want to start promoting individual studios and using the traffic generated to try to generate revenues sending them to sites like vod.com. What is the better method for generating large amount of traffic and getting higher rankings in search engines. Should I make one large site with links between studios or should I have each studio with its own website with links between sites. This would result in a lot more incoming and outgoing links for each site but each site would be smaller than the one large one.

master9898 answers:
Submit articles and blogs. Also, use keywords. For more guidance, you could check out this website, www.neuracom.com.

Nancy asks…
Would a WP Robot website still get traffic and be successful as a subdomain?
So I had an idea of having one main domain, something general such as info.com. Obviously not that but similar in the fact that it could relate to an endless number of topics. If I were to create word press blogs using the WP Robot using sub domains of that general domain would I get just as high rankings in Google searches and would I still get traffic?

master9898 answers:
Google revised their definition of subdomains after several sites started using them as an antidote to the Panda duplicate content filter. Subdomains are now considered to be more of a part of the same site now.
Autoblogs have reportedly seen their best days, Google is on the lookout for thin unoriginal sites their Adsense program helped spawn.
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Understanding About All About Goldfish For Kids

Mark asks…
Is getting a goldfish a good or bad idea for a classroom in a daycare.?
The kids want a goldfish. Just a fish in a goldfish bowl, not an aquarium. Are there any prospective problems that you can think of. Also, being that I know nothing about fish, can the fish be alone all weekend?

master9898 answers:
Goldfish are not designed for small areas: a rule of thumb is 10 gallons for every goldfish to give adequate room to grow and enough water volume for their needs. Also, while they are cold water fish, they do need filtration; in order to avoid filtration the water would need to be changed continuously. In any small tank you would need to be really religious about changing the water in the tank (40% each week), as such a small water volume gets fouled quickly.
A better bet would be to get a 2.5 gallon tank with a filter and put either a betta (who can live for short periods in those tiny bowls but cannot thrive and won’t live long) or some gold cloud minnows (maybe 4).
As far as how long they can left alone, most fish can be left alone for 2-4 days without food as long as there is filtration. Very small fish (guppies, neon tetras, etc) can’t go much more than 2 days without food.
And speaking of guppies, if you do put them in your small filtered tank, only put males in. Otherwise 1 female guppy will drop babies every 4 weeks…

Linda asks…
Tank set up help-Goldfish?
My kids have 2 goldfish, a Moor and a Comet. They are in a 5 gallon tank, and have been for awhile. We are getting a 20 gallon tank. I need some help setting it up, and advice if I’m doing anything wrong. For maintenance I do a 20% water change weekly. Every month, I remove all the water except for 20%. We have a filter but no heater since they like cool water. They are fed every other day because the Comet has problems if he overeats. So when I get the new, bigger tank, do I need to do anything different? How do I prepare the water for the new tank? I’m confused about cycling. Is that what I need to do? Or do I transfer this 5 gallon water to the new tank, then add fresh, conditioned water? What about adding more goldfish? Do I need to keep them excluded from the existing fish until they’re proven healthy? Thanks for any advice you can provide.
Wow, I had no idea! THe comet was a carnival prize (surprise, huh?) and we’ve had him well over a year. The pet store recommended the Moor. Geez, I hate when I receive bad advice there. These are my childrens’ pets and they are attached to them. So disappointing!
Guess I wasn’t clear, I do 20% changes weekly, and all but 20% (making that 80% is gone) monthly. Is this schedule okay? Is it okay for us to go with the plan of both fish in the 20 gallon tank until they outgrow it, or is that suffocating them?
Thanks for the help…one more question. If I can find someone with a pond to take the comet, is there anything else I can put in with the Moor? It will be much easier on my daughter if she can replace the fish she is giving away.
Does the comet have to put with other comets? What about koi? I don’t know anyone with a pond, but I live near an apple orchard with a VERY LARGE pond, and I believe they’re koi. Is it absurd to think that I could put the comet in there? I realize it is a completely different environment. It seems pretty harsh to put a tank raised fish in with others raised in a pond, with the elements and all. But then again, this is all new to me ![]()
UPDATE
I think Comet may be going to the apple orchard soon. It will be hard on the kids but they will want what is best for him. How do I set up the Moor in his new 20 gallon tank? I did check out the recommended Youtube video. What are the bubbles? Is that some type of oxygen being delivered? Do I need that?
Thanks Elizabeth. This is most definitely more than we bargained for! At the time, my 3 year old daughter won the Comet at a carnival, against my better judgement. We started out in a tiny fishbowl, then a small Betta tank, then a 2.5 gallon, and currently a 5 gallon. And then a…ha ha ha.

master9898 answers:
Hello. Unfortunately ONE black moor fully stocks a 20 gallon tank. No other fish can go in with it. One fancy goldfish such as a moor fills up a whole 20 gallon tank. A comet is a absolutely behemoth pond fish that gets 2 feet long. Black moors get 1 feet long. They live 40 years on average(both of them) and need lots of space. Re-home the comet to a pond(As hes bigger hes going to out compete the moor for food and bully him anyways) They are also very strong swimmers. A 20 gallon just is not suitable. Goldfish can survive in a cycled tank. But it’s best to cycle it fishlessly to avoid any stress: www.bluecrayfish.com/cycle.htm
Contrary to popular belief. Fish dont grow to the size of there environment. Get the comet into a pond as I said and let the moor have a 20 gallon to himself”Make sure you have 2 filters running!” Best of luck to you and the goldies. Also, for goldfish. 50% weekly is more like it for cleanings instead of 20% monthly. They are very messy fish that produce alot of ammonia, are quite intelligent, live *VERY* long and get VERY VERY large. They are often sold into bowls and they die a slow miserable lifespan which gives them the reputation of “stupid worthless pets” They are the exact opposite.
Chances are if you have had them both a year in a 5 gallon tank they are already pretty stunted and will never grow into a full adult size. I would say the moor will get about 8 inches provided you move him into a 20 gallon tank with proper filtration ASAP. And the comet should atleast get a foot long if you move him into a proper pond with other comets. Yes it is disappointing. These guys aren’t “hard to keep” but they do need LOTS of space. Best of luck to you! Heres a 2-3 year old comet goldfish, she was a feeder goldfish 2 years ago a petstore and costed 17 cents. Look how big she is after being in a proper 75 gallon tank”And considering her large size. She would appreciate a 1000+ gallon pond” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_Frevosyk <- Theres the link. I have to go to bed now as its almost 1 AM here. But feel free toput some more stuff into additional details. Ill keep checking your question and edit my answer to answer any questions you add into the details. Good luck with both of them.
For a while koi and comet's are OK together. Until the koi becomes a 4 foot behemoth and accidentally injures the Comet for vigorously swimming around the pond. "Moving fish up as they outgrow it" Is perfect advice for stunting fish. The water volume is significantly less and there is much less swimming space. No other fish can go with a moor into a 20 gallon. Your fully stocked. I think your right on with your schedule provided you had double filtration. You will want atleast 10x/hour turnover filtration for goldfish. So if you had a 20 gallon tank. You want a filter that pumps 200 GPH(Gallons Per Hour.) Best of luck to you. But I would get the comet into a comet only pond as long-term comet's and Koi dont work out. Chances are they are both quite stunted. Your best off finding a Comet only pond as Comet goldfish are actually shoaling fish and do best in big groups in ponds. Moors have VERY poor eyesight. Figure 50% that of other goldfish. Its tough keeping them with anything othr then more blackmoors. A 30 gallon could technically be OK for 2. But honestly a tank with a big width and proper swimming space is best. Make sure you have atleast 10x per hour filtration turnover as already said before.

James asks…
Hey, I want to get a ordinary 28 cent goldfish but i just need it for a pre-school class…?
Well im a student teach. @ a pre-school (luv kidz) And well i really want the kids to have a goldfish. ( if i get a hamster or sumthing fury i really dont want alergies to start) A goldfish is cute and safe. Wal-mart has pretty good ones. well i was wondering if i should go along with this plan. or maybe another non alergic type. A lizard may scare some kids and im shure as heck not getting a snake
i think a fish is okay, But its still kind of boring. ive got a 5 gallon tank for the fishie. and i have a filter light and a air pump (although i heard they dont need an airpump) But i still would like to get two pets ( just to make some space in the large class room) im going to teach the kids all by my self for 3 weeks and i really want to pass my test. And ive decided a classroom pet would be a good start on our animal unit. (they learn about varius animals and what makes them special). Well i really would like to find a different pet other than a gold fish
sorry for my spelling!

master9898 answers:
Definately NOOOOOOOOOOOO Goldfish in a 5 gallon tank
and you’re misinformed, they DO NEED a filter
1 goldfish needs a minimum of a 20+ gallon tank by himself, they get to be over a foot long
for a 5 gallon tank, i would recommend a betta and a few cherry shrimps, nothing more
and even he needs a heater if you can’t provide a stable temperature of 78-82 degrees at all times
read up here
http://www.fishlesscycling.com/articles/caring_for_bettas.html
they had a bearded dragon in my daughters classroom
the kids love them, it’s kindergarten class

Robert asks…
Is it ok to change the goldfish tank water completely?
Or do I need to only do 1/2 or so at a time?
I can’t seem to keep the thing relatively clean all of a sudden. We have a 10 gallon tank, 2 adult gold fish (not huge) and 3 smaller ones. We have a filter system going and a small amount of rocks on the bottom, and we have an algae problem. I have changed the water – 2 days ago- about 1/2 of the water – to almost 3/4′s, changed the charcoal filter, wiped the sides of the glass with a scaper and added the stop algae stuff. The darn thing looked just as bad when I was done as it did when I started. Bright green. I feel bad for the fish, but don’t know if I should take the fish out, put them in another bowl for a little bit and completely clean out the tank and change the rocks???
I need advice so the kids can see the fish again!

master9898 answers:
Your tank is way over stocked so you will never be able to keep the tank clean. The rule of thumb to keep goldfish is 10 gallons minimum each for fancy and 15-20 gallons each for single tails.
Since its so over stocked and probably under filtered, you should do a water change of at least 50% everyday until you get them a bigger home. As long as you dont rinse the filter cartridges off in chlorinated water you should be fine doing a little more and not harm your beneficial bacteria which keeps the water safe.
Is your tank near a window? Green water isn’t really bad for fish, its just free floating algae and people actually have green water tanks for their fish cause its good for them. There are a few down sides though, you cant see your fish good and at night the algae uses the oxygen in the water so your fish my not have enough.
If you want to learn more about keeping goldfish check out this site, http://www.kokosgoldfish.com/ . Its great and you will learn everything you need to keep them healthy and happy.

Sharon asks…
Here’s to all the emo/scene kids: Some things to ask you?
So here’s a question to all the 12 to 20 year old retards who think life sucks because…why?
1. There are millions of children in Africa dying of starvation every year.
2. The women in Afghanistan are publically beaten and stoned to death for showing their faces when traveling in the open.
3. In Iraq, American soldiers are being not only shot at, but there have also been several kiddnappings in whoch US soldiers have had their eyes gouged out and their hearts ripped out by terrorists…while they were alive.
4. Going back to Africa, AIDS is sweeping the continent, along with the “Janjaweed” militia in Darfur (translates to English as “Devils on Horseback”).
So what do you have in your life worth cutting yourself over?
Did daddy yell at you? Did your big brother hit you? Did your pet goldfish die?
I half the pictures that come out of Africa of all these starving and sick little kids, they are almost always smiling. You emos have hundreds of dollars worth of Hot Topic apparel piled up carelessly all over your floors, you have an expensive hair style, you cover yourself in all the piercings you want, you all have IPods…life’s a bitch, ain’t it?
You emos all claim to be depressed. DEPRESSION IS NOT AN EMOTION, IT IS A VERY SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS.
You emos always brag about how much you hate life and how much you want to kill yourself. Why don’t you go ahead and end your pathetic lives instead of boring us to death about how much you want to die?
You emos always cry and bicker about how everyone stereotypes you as “emo” or “goth” or whatever. Guess what? If you wear layers and layers of makeup, paint your nails a million different colers, wear your hair with highlights and extensions and dyes and crap, and wear really immature-looking band T-shirts, and all shop at the same place and wear the same clothes, YOU WILL BE STEREOTYPED. EMO IS A TREND. LIVE WITH IT, OR DRESS DIFFERENTLY.
You emos are all racist and ecourage stereotypeing. “You’re so black today, you look so gangsta, why are you dressed like a prep, wow, what a goth…etc.” And yet you complain about labels?
My overall question is: What do you hate so much about life? If you really want to die so much, why not kill yourself? Why are you all a bunch of babies? What is your problem? What do you want? And most importantly, WHAT WILL GET YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT?
And why do you all think My Chemical Romance and iwrestledabearonce and I Killed the Prom Queen and BFMV, BMTH, SS, and TDWP are metal? They aren’t heavy or fast at all.
Nirvana on a Green Day — I agree. Many scene girls are freaking gorgeous. And they call themselves ugly, fat, and stupid, label themselves as whorse, sluts, etc…slit their wrists, etc…
Mike — Hot Topic sells emo clothing, not gothic clothing. Only emos and rockers come out of Hot Topic. Learn your trends before you judge them.
By the way Goth kids do NOT cut themselves or cry costnatnly about everyday things. You idiots all need to realize Goth and Emo are two different trends. I don’t care if you hate or love them, they are two ENTIRELY different discussions.

master9898 answers:
I don’t like sceno kids and even I think you’re freaking stupid.

Susan asks…
I just had the weirdest dream ever?
Sorry this is SO long but this dream somewhat scared and made me question things when I woke up…even if you could just skim through…
So I just woke up from having the weirdest dream and I am writing this down while it is still vivid in my head. I dreamt I was in my old school, I see kind of mass hysteria. There are too many people, this guys peeing on the floor. There is absolutely no order as I am making my way through as I look on this girl and her group of friends chat with me about that. All of a sudden everyone kind of leaves, for some reason I took off my flip flops and can’t find them. but I do shortly. As I exit out, I see a few familiar people who don’t go to that school. Also, I go through this church like setting where everyone’s laughing, chatting, relaxing kind of blasphemous. This lady follows me asking for change because she is the keeper of this place, everyone gives her. Except I refuse to and say a few smart things as I make my exit into the street I see one of my old best friend with this kid who she was friends with a goldfish [kind you get at a fair] in her hand. She tells me to look at it so I want one. We go down the street and theres tons of people I knew from my old school, so I arrive at this corner and everyone greets me, the only girl even gives me a kiss on the cheek. Now for some reason everyone has a goldfish…and this one kids trying to kill one so he lets it out of his bag and me and a few girls say no, but luckily there was a dirty puddle so we decide to put it there since it was better than nothing, there were also other goldfish in there. So we all go back to that corner as a choir would do…and start singing a song ? A peaceful one…except I couldnt hear myself sing so I decided to take the lower harmony and kind of hum along as I do, it all cuts away like a dream within a dream. So here I am in a somber setting, in a house. It seems outside is late afternoon and wet. I look around and I try to shut a door on the left but it seems neither of 2 locks would lock. I try to call my best friend up but this is twhat it says “We’re sorry Verizon has detected that the number you are trying to call has the message inbox full and the dial tone is dead. Please contact your weather advisory as there might be a pending storm…” So I am warned about a storm. My mom and her boyfriend arrive and I try to tell my mom about the dreams I’ve had…she replies with “are you sure you’re not seeing ghosts?” I look at her in amazement and reply “If I had seen a ghost, wouldn’t you think I would talk to you about it?” But for some reason I kind of just try to find cover in the house.
There were more details but I forgot, but I am certain this is the order of this dream. This certain dream was brought to my attention because for some reason it kind of relates to situations I am now, if that makes any sense. Also, I have been having issues lately and I don’t have a good feeling about it. Any interpretation would be greatly appreciated. Sorry for the long read!

master9898 answers:
Tell your friend to change off verizon or his inbox will always be full

Helen asks…
is my goldfish dying? (sorry, long story)?
(firt of all id just like to state the obvious, yes its a long story, just wanted to make sure that was known before i read my first 5 answers all as ‘too long, cba read it.’<—if thats all you have to say please dont bother, just move onto the next question and complain about their lack of detail instead… ¬_¬ )
i have 3 fancy goldfish which i have had for nearly 4 years now.
(back ground info- started off with 4 in a 5G tank when i was 15, a year later i did some research and discovered their tank was WAY too small! i managed to rehome one, a shubunkin, with my friend’s pond fish, an upgraded to a 10 G after a kind friend donated me her old tank- i have not much money. i bought a filter for a 20G tank for the 10G as i heard about the goldfishes heavy bioload. i have had adverts on preloved.com, ukclassifieds.co.uk, our village notice board and the local vets notice board since 2007 advertising goldfish free to a good home, yet most of the interest comes from parents thinking they can get a free pet for their kids 21litre pets at home starter goldfish kit, so far nobody has been able to offer me a space bigger than my 10G tank with double filtration. the fish have had no problems until a few months ago i bought a plant from a pet shop i’ve not used before, within days the plant had began to rot and my fish ended up with white spot! (on further investigation the shop owner sold me a plant from her hospital tank in the store, she is convinced white spot must be tranfered from host to host and cant live on a plant for more than a few hours. she eventually decided to give me my white spot reatment for free) the fish suffered badly and i considered euthanising them they were in such a bad state. the day i bought some clove oil however was the day they picked up. i persisted with their treatment and they healed well. this was a few months ago now and all seemed t be going fine, except one of my goldfish, ianto, got stuck at the top of the filter after i had cleaned the tank out. he was basically ‘beached’ like a whale and couldnt slide back into the water, i found him just in time when i got back from work and moved him into the water, he went straight to the bottom of the tank and i turned the light off so it would be less stressful for him to recover. he hasnt picked up since. he hasnt come up for food or moved for 4 days and now he’s started falling on his side, he doesnt seem to move one side (can fish have strokes) i know most of you will imediately shout swim bladder at me, but i have had goldies in the past with swim bladder and they have never acted like this (usually they shows signs of their struggle, ianto doesnt seem to even bother struggling, like he’s literally lying down and waiting to die.) also, his breathing.gill movement is slower than the other two, if thats of significance, is there anything i can do for him?
thank you jogi, i have indeed learnt my lesson, i dont think i have the courage to end ianto’s life tbh, im playing the waiting game now, lets just hope he can recover, or atleast die without pain, meanwhile im renewing my listings for the other two. (in case anyone is interested in rehoming 2 (possibly 3) fantail goldfish, i live in the chester area of cheshire and am willing to travel a certain distance within reason, you must have larger acomodation than i can give them, otherwise they would be better off with me.)

master9898 answers:
I don’t mind long questions as long as they are structured properly, reading a wall of text without paragraphs is so daunting.
Coming to your set up:
This is as far as a 10 gallon can take you unfortunately. I think your fish are stunted so they easily fall ill and such. It’s really up to you if you want to put the fish out of its misery. Personally I wouldn’t do it till the fish died.
You learned a few lessons the hard way:
- Research before buying fish.
- Don’t overcrowd tanks.
- Always quarantine new plants and fish before adding them to your main tank.
- Water quality quickly becomes poor in overstocked tanks, which can lead to fish stunting.
- If you don’t have the proper accommodation for fish, return them or re home them.
I also don’t think it’s swim bladder disorder by the way. I just think the fish is too ill.

Steven asks…
Hey i need to chose a good class room pet… 28 cent gold fish ??
Well im a student teach. @ a pre-school (luv kidz) And well i really want the kids to have a goldfish. ( if i get a hamster or sumthing fury i really dont want alergies to start) A goldfish is cute and safe. Wal-mart has pretty good ones. well i was wondering if i should go along with this plan. or maybe another non alergic type. A lizard may scare some kids and im shure as heck not getting a snake
i think a fish is okay, But its still kind of boring. ive got a 5 gallon tank for the fishie. and i have a filter light and a air pump (although i heard they dont need an airpump) But i still would like to get two pets ( just to make some space in the large class room) im going to teach the kids all by my self for 3 weeks and i really want to pass my test. And ive decided a classroom pet would be a good start on our animal unit. (they learn about varius animals and what makes them special). Well i really would like to find a different pet other than a gold fish
sorry for my spelling

master9898 answers:
How about a hermit crab? They are awesome pets and easy to take care of. Have the kids all bring in pictures of their pets at home and make a pet wall to go along with your unit. Good luck – sounds like fun!

George asks…
Flight Attendant Question?
I’ve been a waitress for a while so I’m good with the whole bit about being cool with your “customers” (passengers) and serving.
I have a lot of questions!
1) Do you like your job? I heard the schedule is pretty crazy, but you wind up having a bunch of time off every month.
2) Do you really use the benefits the airline provides you with? Cheaper travelling, for example.
3) How’s the interview and what do they mainly ask?
4) (This may seem odd, but) What’s the age group you usually see? 25 or younger or like 30+. Are these older mothers I’ll be working with or young people that just graduated?
5) Do you often get sick because of the time zone changes (lack of sleep) and germs on the plane?
6) Personal-ish question: What degree did you pursue if you pursued one at all? I’m actually looking at graphic design, which has zilch to do with airlines, but I’m mainly looking at becoming a flight attendant if graphic design doesn’t work out for me because I’m planning on getting into advertisement, but if there isn’t a company out there or good paying jobs, I’m planning on turning to an airline (hopefully Air Canada, I’m Canadian) to hire me.
I’m young, I don’t have my own family–there’s nothing anchoring me down. The closest things I’d have as kids would be my goldfish, Mabel, or my cats. I like to travel (whether I’d be on the plane or using my benefits for cheaper travels).

master9898 answers:
Sounds like you have nothing holding you back but your own fear. Research the airlines websites, they might have tips on what you need to get hired. If you don’t get hired at one airline, try another.
You got this! Have fun
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Understanding About Gold Investment News

Linda asks…
Are these commercials for gold investments a scam?
Lately there have been a lot of commercials, mostly on the cable news networks and talk radio, soliciting gold investments. Are these scams? Is there a better way to buy gold? As the value of gold has peaked, is it still a good investment?

master9898 answers:
Some o the commercials are scams yes. In fact many that I have seen are like cash for gold and buy this coin for this price or that price. The only commercial Ive seen that is not a scam are the Monex commercials. Any commercial that is trying to sell you a product and they give you a price for that product, it is a scam.
I am a gold and silver buyer. And I can tell you that 100% of all TV advertised coins are a scam. Commercials that push knowledge of information such as the Monex commericals those are not scams.
Gold is not an investment. Making money on gold is NO reason to buy it. As to why you want to hold physical gold for long term the reason is simple. There is no counter party risk. Nobody will owe you anything. Gold in physical form is final payment and cant be debased. It is the “Currency of last resort” as Greenspan has stated many times through the years. Gold doesnt pay interest, dividends, doesnt restate earnings, has no lawyers, accountants, CEOs or CFOs lying to you on television. Gold doesnt ask for bailouts, doesnt go BK and cannot cook its books. Gold cant be debased or printed at the will of a company or governmetnt and holds its purchasing power.
Gold sits there as a store of value, is labor intensive, and a one ounce coin will not split into a bunch of half ounce coins at the direction of the pin stripped bandits on Wall Street. Also Gold is the ONLY asset class in the last ten years to increase in value and retain every dollar of its purchasing power.

Joseph asks…
Fox news has alot of these buy gold commercials, is it a scam?
I’ve always heard precious metals arnt good investments but Fox seems to be broadcasting alot of these goldline commercials and other such doomsday stuff.

master9898 answers:
CNBC has these adds also. They are not scams. They are rip off’s.

Sharon asks…
Glenn Beck helps rip off his listeners with bad gold investments?
Glenn Beck really cares about ya…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100519/pl_ynews/ynews_pl2136
“It is not surprising that Glenn Beck is attempting to deflect from his behavior in promoting Goldline,” Weiner told Yahoo! News in a statement. “But the facts are clear. Goldline rips off consumers and Glenn Beck helps.”
Is this how Glenn Beck shows appreciation for his listeners?

master9898 answers:
I heard that Beck will be subpoenaed about his profits from Goldline.

Carol asks…
Predictions about the rate of Gold and Silver?
Is it right time to buy silver or gold or both? I have no knowledge about these things, how can I get latest news about them?
I have very few money and I want to do some investment
What should I do?
Thanks

master9898 answers:
Look at the weekly chart of gold: it is up, has been up, and shows no sign of slowing.
Silver is a proxy for gold–it should continue higher too. They both continue to make money on the upside.

Nancy asks…
To Paulites (Ron Paul supporters): do you own gold and/or silver? Why, and Why not?
One of the reasons I support Ron Paul is becuase of his economic policy and return to the gold standard and sound money policy. I own gold and silver as savings and investment. The reason? In an inflationary economy (the type we are in now), gold performs very well. Silver, a little brother to gold, also rides on gold‘s shoulders and sometimes even out-performs gold.
http://news.goldseek.com/GregMcCoach/1188411968.php
Gold, Peace, and Prosperity: The Birth of a New Economy
http://www.mises.org/books/goldpeace.pdf
Case for Gold: A minority report of the U.S. Gold Commission
http://www.mises.org/books/caseforgold.pdf

master9898 answers:
The Bank of the United States (1816-36), an early attempt at an American central bank, was abolished by President Andrew Jackson, who believed that it threatened the nation. He wrote: “The bold effort the present bank had made to control the government, the distress it had wantonly produced…are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American people should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution or the establishment of another like it.”
Thomas Jefferson wrote: “The Central Bank is an institution of the most deadly hostility existing against the principles and form of our Constitution…if the American people allow private banks to control the issuance of their currency, first by inflation and then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all their property until their children will wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.”
I own both gold and silver… I used to think the idea was crazy but when I actually did research our whole system is a fraud… Any other canidate would just sink us deeper into debt and more inflation.. His ideas match those of the founding fathers.. And look at the current situation… Hello.. Has anyone been watching the stock market… This is the only way to resolve it and save our economy because it has actual worth and its not just a piece of paper!!

Mary asks…
Investing in Gold??
As news of a economic recession become more evident.
Would you guys recommend an investment in gold right now.
Would the price of gold continue to raise during the year??

master9898 answers:
Gold is an odd commodity in that its demand characteristics are generally not associated with any industrial demand. That is, the price of gold has more to do with people wanting it because it is considered a store of value, rather than people wanting it because they need to use it for something. This leads to a somewhat circular relationship – people want to buy gold because they think it stores value because people want to buy it.
That said, gold tends to fairly reliably appreciate during times of unstable economics and expected inflation. Given that the Fed is considered likely to continue lowering interest rates, weakening the US dollar vs. Other currencies, this tends to drive gold prices higher.
In my opinion, because of these factors, gold is likely to continue rising through the year. That said, it is a very risky commodity and tends to go up slowly and steadily, but drop like a rock when it drops. I own gold, but caveat emptor.

Richard asks…
Is the only fan of Obama’s failed economic policies gold investors now that gold’s price has set a new record?
Gold rose to a record for the fifth straight session, settling above $1,500 an ounce for the first time, as a weaker dollar and debt concerns boosted demand for an alternative investment. Silver rose above $46 an ounce.
Gold reached an all-time high $1,509.60 in New York as the dollar slid to the lowest since August 2008 against a basket of six major currencies.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-04-21/gold-climbs-to-record-as-debt-concern-inflation-boost-investment-demand.html

master9898 answers:
Yes that and oil speculators

Ken asks…
Does anyone have thoughts about investing in TMBXF? Seems to be a good stock investment right now.?
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Tombstone-Exploration-Corp-iw-14930830.html
Does this mean the company is about to do good? How would finding gold and silver on its property affect it’s stock?

master9898 answers:
This dog currently trades at less than 1/10 penny a share!
Think about it, is there anything else you have experienced in life so far that had a serious disconnect between its price and its real value? Did you ever by a decent car for $1.50? Or a house for $6.00?
Stocks that trade under five dollars a share are called “penny stock”, and they are cheap for a VERY good reason; they are not worth anything!
The folks who own these types of company are usually trying to play you…

John asks…
Cons: Glenn Beck says to buy gold. Dave Ramesy says to sell gold. Which one do you believe and why?
The battle of the conservative Fox News + talk radio hosts.
Glenn thinks you should buy gold in case the dollar loses much more value. He also promotes a sponsor who sells gold and allegedly is buying a lot of gold for his family.
Dave thinks there is no reason to buy gold because it is a crummy investment that over the long haul will hardly keep up with inflation. He recommends you sell your gold now while people are buying it. Dave recommends investing in paid for real estate and growth stock mutual funds because they have far and away better probability of return on investment, when done wisely.
Who do you believe?

master9898 answers:
Gold is at an all time high, you buy when it is low, not high.
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Understanding About Social Network Quotes

Sharon asks…
who can help me with quotes from the movie “the social network”?
there’s a part in the movie (i don’t really remember where) where mark is on the phone with someone & that guy says “revenge is best served as a…” it’s not “cold platter” he said something else that was funny but i can’t remember what it was. can anyone help with that?

master9898 answers:
Well I don’t remember what part you’re talking about but the common variation of the quote you’re trying to say is ” Revenge is a dish best served cold”

Michael asks…
What is the exact quote from “the social network” movie ?
So the scene goes something like this :
Edwardo’s lawyer is like: so you paid 18,000 plus the 1,000 that’s 19,000,
and Mark is like: hold one secod let me check your math, yeah I got the same thing?
HAHAHAHAH i love that part ! <3 please if someone knows
i have been searching for hours !

master9898 answers:
Yeah that part was so funny
that was such an a sshole thing to say lol but he was cool, i liked him.
“So you put $18,000 into a new account?” “Yes. ” “In addition to the previous one thousand dollars to total to nineteen thousand dollars. ” “Yes”
. . . . “hold on. Let me check your math. *scribbles* I got the same thing. ”
thats the exact line according to http://j-aj.com/the-social-network-movie-review/ I think that sounds right too. Saw it today, Jesse einsenberg was AWESOME.

Lisa asks…
anyone understands this quote from the movie “social network”?
“Because we’re gentleman of Harvard. This is Harvard. Where you don’t plant stories and you don’t sue people” – Cameroon Winklevoss, why don’t they want to sue mark zuckenberg anyway?

master9898 answers:
Half of the Winklevi thinks it would be crass, petty and would show little class to sue Zuckerberg. They come from an esteemed family and believe themselves above fighting over money.

Jenny asks…
Need help with a quote from the social network…?
There is a quote in the begining of the movie when mark is typing on the computer about a girl being a b cup but being a c cup with the help of victorias secret… can someone find that quote for me i cant find it any where. I want to use it as a status…thank you!!

master9898 answers:
Why don’t you come up with something original to post.

George asks…
What are Mark Zuckerberg’s blog posts in the movie “The Social Network”?
I have asked a question similar to this topic before and was helped out, but now id like to get specific. In the beginning of the movie he (Mark) posts on a blog as he works on the girl rating site, “FaceMash”, and as well as bash his ex girlfriend he updates his progress on creating the site. If anyone can directly quote this part of the movie I would be much obliged. Please and Thank You!

master9898 answers:
This might give you a general idea.
Http://www.scribd.com/doc/538697/Mark-Zuckerbergs-Online-Diary

Mary asks…
Who Said This Funny Quote About Social Networking Sites?
It’s something like “However many friends you have on [either Myspace or Facebook] is the number of friends you don’t have in real life”
I really wanna say it was Dane Cook but I’ve been Googling and haven’t found anything..
Any help?

master9898 answers:
“the more friends you have on facebook means the less friends you have in real life” was said in the movie funny people.

Joseph asks…
Does anyone know how that quote goes from The Social Network…”f**k you sandals…!”?
it’s when that guy who plays the new spiderman, is yelling at mark zuckerberg at their offices??
anyone know?
thanks!

master9898 answers:
“Sorry! My Prada’s at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my ‘fuck you’ flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! ”
~Eduardo Saverin (played by Andrew Garfield)
I copied and pasted the quote from IMDb.

David asks…
should religion believers form their own social network – Faithbook?
Instead of cluttering the other ones with annoying cut n paste scripture quotes?

master9898 answers:
Nah that sounds more like a social networking site for people that suffer from severe lisps.

William asks…
quote from the movie The Social Network?
there was a quote during the scene at the restaurant with brenda song, the facebook inventors and justin timberlake. they made an argument about fish. like “you only hang up the big fish, not the little ones you catch”
and i would like that quote to ironicly post on facebook.
the movie is the socioal network and i already checked IMBD.com or whatever, and it wasnt or there ![]()
thanks you guys!!

master9898 answers:
It was something like
when a fisherman catches a fish, what is more impressive, a threethousand pound marlin or 14 trouts.
She says: the three thousand pound marling
and edward says : i doubt that.
She and parker say :why?
He says: i doubt a man can hold an elephant sized marlin
i thnk i’m completely wrong…but i know i got the fish right XD or something
I’M LOOKING FOR THE RELATIONSHIP LINE BRENDA SAYS XD
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